How To Say “Yes” To Life.


Just say yes, all the time.

Want to go to a movie? Yes.

Can I step on your face? Yes.

Will you marry me? Yes.

Will you give Spugnacious a lot of money? Yes.

Tomorrow? Yes.

Yes? Yes.


Other ways to say yes:

“Of course”



“You gotcha!”



“Fuck yes.”

Now that you know various ways to say yes, you can never be called a “yes” (wo)man again.

Editor: Marrianne Brazil